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Spiderman 3 sucks monkey balls.

The best part of the movie was Stan “The Man” Lee’s cameo. To tell you the truth I did not have high expectations for the movie in the first place. Mostly I was bored by Peters struggles with his girl friend, his best buddy and now his dark side. I am so done with Mary Jane. I am done with all the villains being somehow connected to Peter Parkers life. I am completely done with everyone and their mother knowing who Spiderman is. For the love of god keep your mask on. It would have been nice if Spidey did not have to rescue Mary Jane again. Yes he has to rescue Mary Jane.

The fact is this is not the Spiderman I grew up with. In the comic, after Peter Parker got bite by the spider he went through some hard trials that lead him to becoming Spiderman. These trials lead him to becoming a stronger, confident, and mature man. He had responsibility’s that weighed heavy on him, Spiderman kept him focused. He never pined over any one woman, to me that makes him a weak little man, not capable of making emotional decision.

The problem I have with Peter Parker and Spiderman in the movie is that after three movies he is still the emotional cripple he was as a teenager. He is still learning the lesson of the wise old sage Ben Parker. When they finally give Peter Parker some balls it’s because he turned to the dark side. Even all the villains were teenage wimps it was like watching saved by the bell. The sandman was even whining at the end of the movie, I don’t mean to be a villain will you ever forgive me? I forgive you mister Sandman. It was like watching an after school special.

In conclusion this is the last Spiderman movie I will see. I have no faith in the movies. This movie was not all that different than the last two. I do not recommend anyone else spend their money on it. It only encourages their laziness. Wait till it come on DVD and rent it from Netflix.

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