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Year of the Rabbit… No, wait.

Happy New Year everyone.

When I was yor age, we had to walk FIF-TEEN MILES in the snow, both ways, Just to punch Der Furhrer in the face!

When I was your age, we had to walk FIF-TEEN MILES in the snow, uphill both ways, carrying a shield made of pure lead covered with asbestos, Just for the CHANCE to punch Der Furhrer in the face!

Before there were supervillains, there were superheroes. They protected ordinary people and ordinary values from things and people that they might otherwise be totally unable to affect, no matter how much the zietgiest might wish to. A single caped, leotarded crusader for Right and Good could fight off an army of The Enemy, burst into the stronghold, and punch whomever was behind the nefariousness right in the face.

This is one of the reasons that I think that the Iron Man movie was so well received, and it’s also one of the reasons that I like the comic Nailbat Begins, by Vinnie D. Nailbat is actually a side story (but not a subplot) which takes place in the same world as his other comic, Antibunny.

(As an important aside, it should be noted that the Nailbat story runs alongside the more frequently updated (and sometimes hard to follow, with its large cast and many separate storylines) Antibunny comic. In addition to that, the way that the archive is set up does not readily allow reading through either one continuously, but it’s worth it.)

Two types of people populate Gritty City, a primary location in the world of Antibunny and Nailbat. Humans like you or me, and rabbits. The rabbits are anthropomorphic, but they are more or less the size of, well, rabbits. This comes as a surprise from time to time, as they largely interact with themselves, for the majority of humanity has a strong dislike of rabbitkind.

Where this species-based prejudice comes up only occasionally in Antibunny, it runs rampant in Nailbat, where the lagomorphic population lives in fear as many rabbits are hurt or killed on a regular basis at the whim of the Mayor of Gritty City, who also happens to be the head of a powerful criminal organization within the city.

Through a supernatural mishap, a young rabbit named Mors is imbued with the ability to literally ‘make a difference’ in the lives of the rabbit populace. He gains the ability to sense when the lives of other rabbits are in danger, and as the life spans of rabbits (and humans involved with them) are dictated by Fate, he can intervene on their behalf to prolong or end their lives.

Mild-mannered bunny by day, blunt-force trauma by night.

Mild-mannered bunny by day, blunt force trauma by night.

However, this power does not extend to him in quite the same way. When Fate calls for Mors, he will have no choice but to answer. At the same time, since he is going to die on a set day and time, he cannot die before then. Because of this, he can do heroic things, for most lethal forces simply will not kill him before his appointed time.

The comic goes on to explore the concept of what makes up a hero, the choices that a hero faces in the pursuit of heroic ideals, the need that a world has for heroes, as well as the struggle between extremes of conviction. It’s actually pretty weighty stuff for a cast of bunnies and anime-styled villains, and that is part of what makes it really stand out to me.

The artwork has issues with contrast at times- I really like the fact that the comic is in black and white (with occasional colors for emphasis), but for the most part, there are a lot of shades of gray. In some of the more complicated panels, they run together and become hard to tell apart, but the story makes up for occasional muddy panels. On the whole, it’s well thought out, and if you have any interest in the superhero genre, I highly suggest that you give Nailbat Begins a try.

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January 8, 2009 | No Comments

To Serve Man a dish best served cold.

Once our defenses fell, the tables turned quickly and decisively.

Once our defenses fell, the tables turned quickly and decisively.

“…No one knows where they got the guns, or how they learned to use them. Some guy I knew once figured that a few hunters probably went missing here and there, maybe they just got robbed, and not enough people put the pieces together until it all went down…”

“They came when we were at our weakest- millions of people in a groggy food-induced state, lulled into a false sense of security in front of our televisions with children scampering about underfoot.”

“…they knew where to strike us where our defenses might have been strongest, on a holiday- that is if they were able to coordinate a counterattack, but they struck hard and fast…”

“All I can remember is the sound they made right before it happened… I’m not afraid I’m not ashamed to admit that still have nightmares about that, so long after the fact. If you’d seen the things that I saw when it all went down, you would too- if you were lucky enough to get out in the first place…”

Picking our bones.

Picking our bones.

“…funny thing is, I hear tell that our government used to do good by some of theirs back in the old days, and that they were even making it out in the forest or something, because of what those eggheads over in the Capital were doing. …

Figures that they would turn on us like that. You’ve seen what they do to us out here, I don’t have to tell you. They’ve got no kind of sense of honor or nothing, I tell you.”

“…All I know is that they’re really good shots. You know what they sound like, right? Good.

If you ever even think you hear one of them, you get down, and stay quiet. That guy with the theory didn’t; that’s why I don’t know him anymore. That’s the only thing we’ve got on them, they always make noise when they get excited.”

“I tell you, the dead are lucky. They don’t have to put up with that gobble gobble gobble at all hours of the day, all hours of the night, it’s like it’s all around you. Gets to the point where I don’t know what to tell the kids, never-mind myself when you’re at your wits end.

Armed to the teeth- if they had them, that is. But they still have plenty of ammo.

Armed to the teeth- if they had them, that is. But they still have plenty of ammo.

Then next thing you know you’ve got half a pound of buckshot flying through the air at you. They make a bunch of noise, scare you real bad to flush you out, then take out the stragglers…”

“I always used to hate the holidays. Now I guess they hate me back..”

-Excerpts from interviews with refugees of Black Thursday.

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November 27, 2008 | No Comments

Still Seeking.

Some day, I will master the fine art of word wrapping. but not in this post. A little over two weeks ago, The Legend of the Seeker, a television series based on the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, made its 2-hour TV debut.

If you’ve read Mr. Goodkind’s work, you were probably quite excited about the prospect of the series becoming a television show- the books’ subtleties would not have translated well in a hour-and-a-half of film. On the other hand, an entire season or two of TV, even with television’s needs for decency and tame violence, should be enough time to get the point across. It might even have had a certain element of confusion as to what exactly is going on and why, like Lost or other long story arc-based shows like to do.

However, if you haven’t read any of the Sword of Truth series, you might enjoy this show more than I did. It’s a very generic, but otherwise unremarkable fantasy story, with a lot of the basic elements that made it noteworthy as a book stripped away (or at best hidden quite well) in the first episode. As you might have guessed by now, I had high hopes for this show, and I haven’t even read all the books. Realizing that it was put together by Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert (the people behind Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess, not to mention Jack of All Trades and some comic book movie about a guy in a red-and-blue jumpsuit) as I watched the opening credits only pushed them higher.

Then the show actually started. It’s got a Xena/Hercules-y feel to it, which makes sense as it was also filmed in the lush landscapes of New Zealand.

Kind of like this.

The show drops us right into the action, with a pair of women (one of which we later find to be the heroine, Kahlan, being chased by a quad, a specialized group of warriors who work in a group of fou- I mean, six armored) men. One armored guy goes down to a dagger thrown in ‘bullet time’,then another of them scores a critical hit with a longbow on one of the women (appropriately the one dressed in black, while Kahlan is dressed in white).

Awww yeah... Natural 20. Sweet.

She then tumbles off the horse, down a slight slope and lives just long enough to hand off the MacGuffin, I mean, the Book of Counted Shadows, while the bowmen sort of wait for the exposition to end. Maybe they ran out of arrows. Maybe.

"Hey, guys? I'm pretty sure I can hit them from here... Guys? Guys?"

The story stumbles along from there, placing Richard Cypher, Hero of Hope (according to the promotional materials, anyhow,) in the role of Ordinary Medieval Joe; a common woodsman who suddenly finds himself in over his head with all this magic stuff.

He's just building a bridge. Seriously. No one of import even crosses this bridge in the whole episode.

He is forced to trust the local crazy man and a woman who won’t even acknowledge that he helped save her life until forced to, and probably only with the intention of converting him to her cause. Add to that the fact that the same man who Richard (with Kahlan’s help) had apparently killed a few scenes ago comes back and kills his father, and you have pretty much every fantasy clich ever lumped together. These three strangers, Wizard, Warrior (or Paladin, depending on your view) must work together, however unwillingly, to get the MacGuffin from back the henchman of the Big Bad Evil Guy.

The Face of Evil. And probably the plot hook for the next half season or so.

Most of the more interesting character interactions have been taken away to heighten the confusion and perhaps create a sense of epic fantasy, but that’s not the point of this story. Legend of the Seeker seems written like any other ‘coming-of-age’ story, but that’s not at all what it’s about. In the book Wizard’s First Rule, Richard is a smart and savvy character, and pretty much is an adventurer in his own right. The quad, like I mentioned earlier, works together as a well-trained unit, not a bunch of goofs with matching armor attacking unarmed women (however magical) one at a time with awkward, easily dodged sword thrusts.

Perhaps most vexing of all to me is the relationship between the characters, or the lack thereof. As the two of them are very friendly in the book, the realization that Zedd has been a wizard all this time is actually more shocking than the ‘crazy old guy at the edge of the village’ being one- that guy is ALWAYS a wizard.

There was a much worse scene where he is naked in the moonlight holding a chicken over his privates. Apparently ABC has prevented this image from making its way to the Internets, because I couldn't find it for the life of me. But still, would YOU trust this man?

Richard and Kahlan will grudgingly and awkwardly fall in love, since neither of them especially likes the other; as opposed to the more believable ‘friends first’ approach that they took in the book.

Don't trust her Richard, she's a witch! And the Chicken Man is a wizard!

It really just seems like they decided to push the audience into the middle of the action instead of building something and then altering it. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but the execution, even if you were to ignore the omitted canonical details that could have been preserved, causes it to fail at what might otherwise have been an entirely new take on the genre as presented on television.

While doing research for this post, I came across this letter to the fandom by Terry Goodkind himself. I was unaware that Disney was the force behind the show. It explains some, but not all of the failings of the show, as Mr. Goodkind was ‘intimately involved’ in the writing, but I still think that there is some explaining that needs to be done. Read and judge for yourself.

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November 13, 2008 | No Comments

Three Methods of writing Sci-Fi.

Three Methods of writing Sci-Fi has emerged on television.

Method 1

This first method is the most common, and has been used since the beginning of television. In this method each episode of a show had a beginning, middle and end with very little or no connection to the next or previous episode. Star Trek, Star Trek the Next Generation and The Twilight Zone series are examples. This is also the way most sit-coms and cartoons are written. The positive to this is you can miss an episode and it will not effect your viewing of the show in the weeks to come. The negative is there is very little character growth and development the characters will react in a similar manner each time. This method made sense before the invention of the VCR, DVR and Internet. Now that television is a part of our daily lives we expect more from our commitment.

Method 2

This method involves shows that have an over arching or larger storyline through out the season. For the most part each episode has nothing to do with that larger storyline or the next and previous episode. Examples of this is The X-Files, Stargate SG -1, Smallville and most recently Fringe. Each episode of the season has very little to do with the next episode. The episodes have a beginning, middle, and end. Each episode might have some cookie crumbs of the larger storyline sprinkled in it. For the most part there is very little character growth until there is a change to the larger storyline.

Because the larger storyline has a beginning, middle and end. There are usually only six episode that count. The first episode, four mid season episodes and the very last episode which will always end the over arching storyline and begin a new storyline that ends in a cliffhanger. Unless the over arching storyline is all part of A larger picture like it is in the X-files. With these type of shows they try to keep a big mystery going, always hinting at it but never giving it to you.

I do not enjoy this method of storytelling, it always seems to drag the viewer along each time looking for the cookie crumbs and hoping there is some character growth. There never seems to be any character growth. They also never seem to solve the larger storyline.

Method 3

This third method is my favorite. We are moving to the season long storyline where each episode has everything to do with past and future episodes. This method is not new to television it has been around in daytime television since the birth of the soap opera. Every episode counts and is involved in the growth of the character. You can see this style of storytelling in shows like Heroes, Lost and the new Battlestar Galactica.

This method would not work as well without the Internet. You need to catch each episode before you see the next episode. It is probably why it only existed in daytime television. I find myself more attracted to these shows because I enjoy a good story. It’s probably because growing up, I was an avid comic-book reader. I have the patience to wait for the next episode. I also have the dedication to show up for every episode. If I miss an episode I can be comforted that I can always catch it online.  This method spawns conversation around the water cooler. The thirty second attention span that our nation has, might end this method of story telling. We also do not like change, so when characters grow on these shows sometimes they become bad guys and sometimes the bad guys become good guys. You have to pay attention to the nuance of what each character is going through. It makes for stronger writing and multi dimensional characters.

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October 14, 2008 | No Comments